The adventure began at five
On the sixth of May it was Sunday
Can’t remember the year
I don’t tend to think of things annually

And there you were
Before my eyes
Tip-toeing in tricolour flowers
Not sure of the kind
Floriculture never tickled my interest you see

One day my dear mother
She did cry
She said I’m worried about your digital addiction
Do you realise this isn’t real life
This is just another fantasy

Well my jaw hit the floor
I slammed the coffin door and swallowed the key
Eyes back on the ultimate prize
Let’s complete the quest of Annie and me

Well I suppose I should step aside
I could climb out through my curtain drawn window
But I’m not sure of the point
I never did see much benefit in Vitamin D

Yes I’m in love with your bloodshot eyes
From the mountain I’ll proclaim to the people
This is the real life
This is not some fantasy

Other lyrics by Melin Melyn:

18-30

Heulwen drwg yn rhuo trwy’r mwg Mae’n amser y dadeni Anwybydda’r syndod ffeindia gysgod Fe guddiwn dan y llawr fel llygod Wyt ti’n gweld ni’n toddi? Neu ydi hyn yn …

Dail

Dail o fy nghwmpas am bleser I glirio pen ac atgasedd Gei di’m moddion gwell na dail Am amrywiaeth sydd i ddail Rhai yn llyfn rhai yn bigog Fel rhyw lindys neu ddraenog …

Derek

Derek my friend What happened to you? It’s been nearly five years Give me some sort of clue We were torn apart When someone broke my heart Whereto are you smoking them …

Fantastic Food

Eating fantastic food On a cloudy promenade Wishing the spices weren’t so spicy And that they don’t tear me in two May I tickle your brain While you watch me fall apart …

Master Plan

Sitting at the table with his pen in his hand Sprouting big ideas for his masterplan But the monkeys just don’t know What they want so he won’t go Chipping away at the …