Paper or plastic
You say you’ve got fabric
Blue sign on your lawn
Next to all the shit from Amazon
If I could get a list
Of each person more unfortunate
I’d search the whole earth to find them
And give them each a little kiss
It’s hard being perfect
It’s hard being perfect
It’s hard being perfect
But someone’s gotta do it
His TV is tuned
To only show good news
The hurricane, tidal wave, earthquake’s coming
And he’s on the couch watching Brits bake
It’s better not knowing
It’s better not knowing sometimes
It’s better not knowing
But someone’s gotta try
Two toilet paper rolls are left on the store shelf
At least the vodka aisle’s stocked well
At least the vodka will sell
It’s hard being nervous
It’s hard being perfect
You ask “paper or plastic?”
What’s the difference if she’s gotta have it?
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Candy
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Deep Cut
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Emptiness
I have nothing left, uh, uh, uh I have nothing left, uh, uh, uh Crawling down on all fours Like a dog, been away for too long Scared my mom and dad so bad Getting …
Filter
If you leave me alone you can call me in the morning and I’ll Be where you want me to be If you give me your wrist I can smack it with a ruler and act like I’m above this …
Garden
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