One, two, three, four

You’ve gotta know how to pony
Like a mony de roady
Do the mashed potato
Do the alligator
Oh, put your hand on your hips
Let your backbone slip
Do the wah tootsie
Like a bottle of loose air

Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
(You’ve left the safety of the band, now you have [?])
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
(It’s 3 p.m., this is only the beginning)
Killer

(So, the first matches have been thrown at Gary Barlow at number one, while Robbie’s first album “Life thru a Lens” debuted number eleven)
(Robbie’s fates now rests on a national charm offensive tour)
Lock off your daughters, lock off your sons
It’s Robbie Williams
You know what I need you to do?
One, two, three, four

Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
(A new album rocketing off the charts, ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams)
Alright
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
(Please welcome Robbie Williams, ladies and gentlemen)
Na-na-na
(He’s an international [?] star)
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
(His music is amazing)
Na-na-na
I wanna see, goddammit

You’ve gotta know how to pony
Like a mony de roady
Do the mashed potato
Do the alligator
Oh, put your hand on your hips
Let your backbone slip
Do the wah tootsie
Like a bottle of loose air

Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na

Dance with me, honey
Like a long [tossil?]
Twist the wit, loser
Do the wah tootsie
You gotta hold your breath
Yeah, like it like this
Do the jerk
Watch me work now

Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, louder
Na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na

Other lyrics by Robbie Williams:

100% Beau

(100%, 100%, 100%, 100%) You should be pleased, cos you got wings, and they suit ya How does it feel, to be carefree, in California Enough of the priest, flick of the …

All My Life

A wise man one said use your delusions I’d like to point out that man was me My life is based on a true story One of dreams, chaos and audacity So go ahead and …

Angels

I sit and wait Does an angel contemplate my fate? And do they know the places where we go When we’re grey and old? ‘Cause I’ve been told That salvation …

Angels (From Better Man: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

I sit and wait Does an angel contemplate my fate? And do they know the places where we go When we’re grey and old? ‘Cause I have been told That salvation lets …

Better Man

Send someone to love me, I need to rest in arms Keep me safe from harm, in pouring rain Give me endless summer, Lord, I fear the cold Feel I’m getting old before my …