I’ve lost my sense of humor
I’ve lost my driving range
I could really use your two cents, babe
I could really use the change
You said it takes revision
You said it takes finesse
Don’t move to New York City, babe
It’s gonna change the way you dress
It’s gonna change the way you dress
SOS
I took off on a bender
You took off on a jet
You’re in on my bit
You’re sick of the schtick
Well, what did you expect?
I’ve never seen the Mona Lisa
I’ve never really left my room
I’ve been up too late with Guitar Hero
Playing “Bark At The Moon”
A-woo
Bark at the moon
Other lyrics by MJ Lenderman:
Bark At The Moon
I’ve lost my sense of humor I’ve lost my driving range I could really use your two cents, babe I could really use the change You said it takes revision You …
Joker Lips
Coward cutting Joker Lips Into a rubber mask Please don’t ask How I’m doing Draining cum from hotel showers Hoping for the hours To pass a little faster …
Manning Fireworks
Birds against a heavy wind that wins in the end One of these days, with shorts full of sand One of these days, you’ll kill a man For asking a question you …
On My Knees
Burdened by those wet dreams Of people having fun ‘Cause I know goin’ on vacation brings the worst out of everyone And every day is a miracle Not to mention a …
Rip Torn
Guess I’ll call you Rip Torn The way you got tore up Passed out in your Lucky Charms Lucky doesn’t mean much You need to drink some water It’ll kill the …