the following program is a production of KHET in honolulu, hawaii public television
let’s take some calls, glory is calling in from maui
okay, oh no, here we go… alright, ready? alright
now here’s a little song to stimulate your senses
over the years now they say “you have one of the most beautiful voices in hawaii”
that’s very odd… the same person twelve years ago told me to get off the air
the music of hawaii has always been the thread that has tied and bounded hawaii
to its land, its culture, and its people
hawaiian radio has played an important part in that, in keeping its music alive
they’re on their way to honolulu
good
why are we flying this airline? (i don’t know)
this airline sucks
we will leave for honolulu in two hours
entertainment director charles peck often takes listeners years back
with a nostaligic radio program on KGU’s classic radio time
anything that you have to get up for at 3:30 in the morning
becomes a very important part of your life
you don’t like flying, do you?
there must be a reason behind this, i just don’t know what it is
my mind is a blank (my mind is a blank)
wait a minute… let’s go
how loud do these headphones go?
never quite loud enough
alright glory, thank you very much
please, relax… i have much to tell you (x4)
wow, that’s some story
someone’s hyperventilating in the background
that’s my mother and our next door neighbor
outstanding… good, you hold on and we’ll make sure that all happens
i play something and they call up and they “oh, i haven’t heard that”
most requested records in all hawaii
when asked why he went into the radio business, billy sage replied
“well, i think it was probably a lack of vitamin c”
come fly with me
ratings are very consistent on this radio station, we’ve been #1 for eighteen years
but it’s a battle every day
you go out and you might lose today, but you better win big tomorrow
doing it for you with these mellow sounds
we’re probably about the most unproduced morning in town
i think the only thing we produce really is the coffee
and then we kind of wing it from there
because it was designed for your extra comfort
flying to hawaii on united 747 can be a real adventure
we call our 747 “friendship”
friendship?
you’d say they had their head in the clouds, and you’d be right
it’s amazing, the mind… how the eyes can make you see something that isn’t even there
keep it right here, we got the finest in island music, entertainment
thanks a lot, i’ll take it from here
start with the thing that can fly away
you wanna know the secret to surviving air travel?
doesn’t everyone?
i just want you to know, from now on it’s all downhill
now we can take off
we’re all set
all set, and on time
we’d like to forewarn you to brace yourself, because what you’re about to see is hardcore truth
that much of the mainstream media would like to keep hidden from your eyes
go easy on the brew, buddy… you still gotta fly us out of here
ooh… i’ll drink to that
we’ll all drink to that
i just want you to know, from now on it’s all downhill
i’m telling you i’m getting the fuck off, and there’s a reason why i’m getting the fuck off
and everyone can either believe it, or they can not believe it
i don’t give two fucks
but i am telling you right now
that that motherfucker… that motherfucker back there is not real
and you can sit on this plane, and you can fucking die with him or not
that motherfucker back there is not real
i got the tape coming, the lawyers will be on their way in a half hour
you know, and the legislature is going to go into session
not real (x4)
the world has taken a turn for the surreal
and it was so real, just how everything happens, you know?
i’m not going to (bye!)
it’d be a fucked up god to take down this plane
i’m getting worried. you getting worried? i’m getting worried
let’s go
c’mon bro, what the fuck?
that motherfucker back there is not real
things took a turn for the worst
come fly the friendly sky
as if hawaii didn’t already have enough going for it
what’s the idea?
that gives you more legroom than coach
the door is open, this means something
i wish you were on the plane, you fucking prick
oh shit (x4)
you get the idea
we love to fly and it shows
fucking plane’s gonna explode!
i can fly high (x4)
we love to fly and it shows
jesus christ, what a fucking nightmare
that’s what they say happened, but i want to know what really happened
yeah, well, i’m sorry about that one
do not let that flight leave
do not let that flight leave
i’m being dead serious, do not let that flight leave
jamaica jamaica jamaica jamaica
so is this your big “welcome to hawaii” plan?
we love to fly, and it shows
let’s go
you heard the captain, no smoking!
N-O-S-M-O-K-I-N-G, no smoking!
is something wrong?
no, i thought i saw something out there
what?
nothing
what was that? what was that?
come fly with me
fucking plane’s gonna explode!
we’re through the worst of it, so you can relax
we’d like you to keep your seatbelts securely fastened, as we may get more turbulence
thank you
have you had anything to drink on this flight?
anything alcoholic at all?
you get off the plane when i say you get off the plane
i don’t give two fucks
um, there you go, that gives you a taste of what’s coming up
we’re gonna keep it big, and uh… yeah
keep it big, big and psyche, that’s what we’re gonna do
we’re american airlines, doing what we do…
i don’t ever want to fly with you ever again
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