I’M NOT SURE HOW I GOT INTO THIS MESS / I’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO / IT’S RAINING IN PITTSBURGH AND I’M MISSING YOU / I’D RATHER BE OUT RIDING HORSES / THEN A HOME GUARD LAYING THE YARD / I KEEP RE-READING THE PROPHET / BUT THE WORDS MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL / AND I’M NOT COMING BACK TO PITTSBURGH / HAPPY NEW YEAR / I’M NOT COMING BACK TO PITTSBURGH / THE HELL AM I DOING HERE? / CAN YOU JUST FOR A MINUTE STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE? / CAN YOU JUST FOR A MINUTE LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE? / ‘CAUSE I AIN’T HAD A CHANCE TO DO NOTHING BUT CARRY YOU ‘ROUND / I AIN’T HAD A CHANCE TO DO NOTHING / OTHER THAN CARRY YOU AROUND / AND I’M NOT COMING BACK TO PITTSBURGH / HAPPY BIRTHDAY / I’M NOT COMING BACK TO PITTSBURGH / HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAY? / YOU’RE A BUCKSHOT, I’M A BACK FIRE / I’M THE MESS THAT YOU MADE / WAILING AND PRAYING TO GET THROUGH THE DAY / AND I’M NOT COMING BACK TO PITTSBURGH / HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY / I’M NOT COMING BACK TO PITTSBURGH / WHAT’S GOOD ABOUT GOODBYE?

Other lyrics by Tim Barry:
Hello from Roanoke
WHAT IF I SAY THAT I DON’T WANT YOU BACK, THAT MY ONE TRUE LOVE IS A RAILROAD TRACK? / A DOG IN THE YARD, A HOLE IN THE FENCE / AND A LITTLE FUCKING GARDEN GROWING …
Iron City Break
I’M NOT SURE HOW I GOT INTO THIS MESS / I’M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO / IT’S RAINING IN PITTSBURGH AND I’M MISSING YOU / I’D RATHER BE OUT …
It Ain't Easy
IF I MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO IDAHO I’M NOT SURE THAT I’LL GET BACK / TO HOME IN VIRGINIA WHERE I BELONG / BUT I CAN SEE THE SUNSET AND THAT YOU AIN’T …
Loads East, Empties West
MAN I FUCKING MISS YOU / WISH YOU WERE HERE RIGHT NOW / BOTTLE AND A PISTOL BY YOUR SIDE / NO NEED FOR DIRECTION, LORD, YOU KNOW JUST WHERE TO GO / WE’D DREAM A LOT …
Miller & Rhoads
WENT ON A WALK TODAY TO A PLACE CALLED FAR AWAY / FROM BACK IN THE DAY, HAD A REAL NICE TIME / SMELLED LIKE ITALY, LOOKED LIKE TENNESSEE / PLEASE DON’T FOLLOW ME …